Farewell to 2009......Hellooo 2010!!!!

It's almost night, only 3 hours left to welcome new year, something that we all have been waiting for. I hope this new year would bring many changes to many things, including myself.

My new year resolution has been committed and ready to be executed..

My biggest New Years resolution is to lose weight and get in shape. Ha Ha Ha... LOL...
Unfortunately, this is the 5th time im taking weight loss resolution... Hope atleast this year i keep up my words...

And of course, post blog regularly...

New Year..
New Beginning..
New Experiences..
New Resolutions...
Whatever you guys are up to,
I wish you all a happy, healthy, successful 2010...

Cheeeerssssss.....

Chicken?

Well I have been wondering over some time now if I should let other people know about my blog. I dunno if I should take on that responsibility. Right now I have a dedicated follower who I don’t expect any complaints or comments from! Hehe…how convenient is that. But anyways maybe I’ll give it a try and see if anyone is interested in my stuff. If not I haven’t lost anything coz I wasn’t planning to get famous with this piece of crap anyway!

Hmmm…do I detect self consciousness and more importantly a defense mechanism forming?

And suddenly I have a big thought to write about!....The very nature that makes us human is Fear! Unlike animals whose instinct are what guide them to stay or run, we humans have a much more complicated process of judging, assessing and reacting to fears. Most people would say love and intelligence are what make us human…I agree with all that. But I believe that fear is the defining nature of man and perhaps what makes us unique and different from one another. Fear is so personal! Each person’s fear is his own and only he or she gets it. How one handles and overcomes his fear yet another nature that defines each individual.

For example I am shit scared of spiders! I think I almost cried when I saw one in the bathroom at my grandma’s place years ago. I was in for a bath and I noticed the critter making its way across the ceiling. I got into karate mode to give the eight legged freak a karate chop if it attacked me…. I think there was more of a possibility of me running out of there naked instead of getting even within a mile of the ugly bastard!

Well I didn’t run out naked if that’s what’s on any of your minds. The spider just sat still long enough for me to finish and get the hell out of there…fully clothed by the way.

Anyway back to my theory, while I’m afraid of spiders my mother is drop dead scared of cockroaches. This may be a lame example for my profound theory….but Do I care? I think Not! So what we used to do as kids is kill the other’s adversary. When I had a spider problem, she killed it for me and I annihilated the cockroach for her.

I don’t think any of us really bother to know what others fears are. We don’t even know what our own fears might be. I guess we don’t much thought to it. And at times when our fears are different from others we find it unacceptable. I mean I used to laugh my block off watching my mother freak out when she was “attacked” by the cockroach.

But on a more philosophical note, Harry Potter and his friends facing the Boggart (the shape-shifter) gives you a very clear idea on the differences of people’s fears and their “Riddikulus” Spells. You’ll know what I mean if you’ve seen the movie.

(I love my “on a philosophical note” bullshit….Harry Potter! HAH!)

The point of this story…I don’t know. But I think I can put this thing up for other’s viewing. Good luck to those who bother to read. And Up Yours if you don’t like it!

Continue the Race!!

I should be happy.
I should live my life as I want to live.
I should become the person I always wanted to be.

This is what I have been trying to do out so far.

Im still searching whose fault is that my life isn't perfect. ..

Me??
My mom??
My teachers??
My surroundings??

The first thing i should do is stop blaming.
Stop blaming and trying to leave the past behind me.

The person who hurt me,
The person who abused me,
The person who left me bleeding.
Or it maybe even myself.

You know whose fault this — I have been telling myself the whole life. And my life sucks..

I have been trying to forget about it. My pasts aren’t real one. “That just happened in another planet and moreover, the buck is dead.” If I’m not spending time thinking about something that is true and will be with me my whole life, then it doesn't matter. And further nothing else can be done about that.

And if nothing can be done about it, then why the hell am i spending my time & energy thinking about it — I’m having other things to do.

It may sound a little cruel, It may sound unsophisticated, It may even sound like I'm telling that i should just “get over it”.

I'm really sorry for this but I have to do it..

My life can't be halt and wait for you to get back to me.

The race is still being run.

I have to get up and keep moving on.

I can't change what happened yesterday. And nothing can be done about it..

But i can do something about tomorrow. And also about the next day.

Forgetting about my yesterday, Today i gonna continue the race…

Newton's Unknown Laws

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Women are extremely determined

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun was loaded with false bullets" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair!!"

So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this

Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

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Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This
personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

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Story III
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My
company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

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Story IV
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

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Story V
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper"!
(Job hoper lah!)

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Story VI
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is
dealing with money and you will seduce.


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Story VII
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will
affect our managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!