May be, is this true love???

I don’t see the majority of the world's concept of love..



I feel like a true love is when,

A guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot…
Who calls you back when you hang up on him…
Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep...
A boy who kisses your forehead…
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats…
Who holds your hand in front of his friends…
Who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on…
The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'…

I don’t judge that people can end judging extensive enough to love. After the new wears off, the verdict sets in. verdict will kill love all time. That is, if love exists at all.

Hand at poetry

Hand at poetry…
Now a crazy person as I am to rip the poem apart!
Later...
Spiral, seamless
Light as ever,
Float before my eyes.

Smoke from the cigarette is sooo cool…just float no matter how many times I try to make an ‘O’
LOL!!!!...

Whither away,
In smoldering heat.

Idle
I sit here in vain
Being at work is such a pain
Everyday is just the same
And birds fly out from my brain

I need a pre occupation
I need a lively sensation
Or I’ll end up in damnation

Continue the Race!!

I should be happy.
I should live my life as I want to live.
I should become the person I always wanted to be.

This is what I have been trying to do out so far.

Im still searching whose fault is that my life isn't perfect. ..

Me??
My mom??
My teachers??
My surroundings??

The first thing i should do is stop blaming.
Stop blaming and trying to leave the past behind me.

The person who hurt me,
The person who abused me,
The person who left me bleeding.
Or it maybe even myself.

You know whose fault this — I have been telling myself the whole life. And my life sucks..

I have been trying to forget about it. My pasts aren’t real one. “That just happened in another planet and moreover, the buck is dead.” If I’m not spending time thinking about something that is true and will be with me my whole life, then it doesn't matter. And further nothing else can be done about that.

And if nothing can be done about it, then why the hell am i spending my time & energy thinking about it — I’m having other things to do.

It may sound a little cruel, It may sound unsophisticated, It may even sound like I'm telling that i should just “get over it”.

I'm really sorry for this but I have to do it..

My life can't be halt and wait for you to get back to me.

The race is still being run.

I have to get up and keep moving on.

I can't change what happened yesterday. And nothing can be done about it..

But i can do something about tomorrow. And also about the next day.

Forgetting about my yesterday, Today i gonna continue the race…

hei guys... Happy DIWALI!!!!

காதல்??? நட்பு???

அமைதியான இரவு..
சில்லேன்ற காற்று..
அலைகளின் தாளம்..
படகு மறைவில் காதல் ஜோடிகள்..
இருவர் மட்டும் வெட்டவெளில்..
அவன் தோளில் அவள் தலை சாய்ந்து
விசும்பி கொண்டு இருக்கிறாள்..
சமுகம் அவர்களை கேலி செய்தது
கள்ள காதல் என்று..
எத்தனை பேருக்கு புரியும் அவளின் கண்ணிர்
ஆழமான நட்பின் வெளிப்பாடு என்று??!!!

Twin Brother In His Stomach

India resident Sanju Bhagat always had bit larger stomach, but he got extremely worried when it suddenly started growing bigger and bigger. Thirty year old Sanju Bhagat was rushed to hospital and his stomach condition was diagnosed as an stomach tumor. To a doctor's surprise it was something extremely different and very unusual. From the birth Sanju had his twin brother living inside of him like a parasite. This phenomenon is extremely rare since parasite twin brother has to survive by leaching on its brother's blood supply. This bizarre medical conditions is called fetus in fetu and it occurs when a fetus gets trapped inside of its twin. Doctor Mehta who was operating Sanju Bhagat said: "First, one limb came out, then another limb came out. Then some part of genitalia, then some part of hair, some limbs, jaws, limbs, hair."

The 3 things Microsoft couldn’t explain

Do it practically Then u’ll come to know……………………..


MAGIC #1
Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something funny and inexplicable…
At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON" (without the quotes) FOLDER


MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
Noticed the weird bug? No one can explain!


MAGIC #3
Again this is something funny and can't be explained…
At Microsoft the whole Team couldn't answer why this happened!
Try it out yourself. Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
And see the magic…..!

DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...

This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward

where Patients always died in the same bed

and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.

No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM .

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.

So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves

what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........



Just when the clock struck 11...

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and then......














Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner!!!!!!!!!!

Funny facts about men and women

Men

All men are extremely busy.

Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.

Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.

Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the first woman leaves them.

Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

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Women

The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

Although they always buy expensive clothes, they say they never have something to wear.

Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just ‘an old rag’.

Although their clothes are always ‘just an old rag’, they still expect you to compliment them.

Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

The GOLDEN RATIO

Can anybody love maths? Maybe,you are already hate from math.If the math wasn't be so abstract you may like it. But it is not all about mathematics...

Its about nature...
Its about you...
Its about your surrounding...
Its about "GOLDEN RATIO"...

In mathematics and the arts, two quantities are in golden ratio if the ratio of the sum of the quantities to the larger one equals the ratio of the larger one to the smaller. The golden ratio is an irrational mathematical constant, approximately 1.6180339887.

The golden ratio is a number known for a long time, it was used by many ancient cultures believing in something magic about it. Its supposed to be really harmonic to human eyes and as a number it has a lot of interesting properties.

It's pretty much the most interesting number ever.

It's inverse is 1-itself..
It's square is 1+ itself..

Taking any two successive Fibonacci numbers and dividing them is a reasonable approximation for it,

It's the number that you get if you infinitely divide 1+ 1/(1+1/(1+1/(...)
If you infinitely square root: sqrt(1+sqrt(1+sqrt(1+sqrt(1+(...).

Humans happen to think the ratio is very sexy and describes the perfect proportions for the human body.

It's the ratio between a regular pentagon's diagonal and it's side

Watch the video.. u ll understand why it is called "GOLDEN RATIO"...

Don't you have work in office..? try theese one..

1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.

2. Make blank calls to your Boss.

3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the inter net and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach
there. Then do vice versa....... ...... !!

4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.

5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).

6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.

7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.

8. Make faces at strangers in office.

9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.

10. Learn to whistle.

11. Revise last week's newspaper.

12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.

13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.

14. Enhance your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative ways to waste your day" to help your colleagues

15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.

16. Have work breaks in between tea.

17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.

18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.

19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.

20. Read jokes and send jokes.

21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.

Upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 :-)

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

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Reply

DEAR Madam,


First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

I summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Stick Fight - Cool Animation

Matrix Dance Fight

The Matrix Movie Mistakes

1000 Hand Guan Yin Dance

Really awesome dance..

This dance is called the Thousand-Hand Guanyin, which is making the rounds across the net. Considering the tight coordination required, their accomplishment is nothing short of amazing, even if they were not all deaf. Yes, you read correctly. All 21 of the dancers are complete deaf-mutes. Relying only on signals from trainers at the four corners of the stage, these extraordinary dancers deliver a visual spectacle that is at once intricate and stirring. Its first major international debut was in Athens last year at the closing ceremonies for the 2004 Paralympics. But it had long been in the repertoire of the Chinese Disabled People's Performing Art Troupe and had traveled to more than 40 countries. Its lead dancer is 29 year old Tai Lihua, who has a BA from the Hubei Fine Arts Institute. The video was recorded in Beijing during the Spring Festival celebrations this year.

Meaning Of Rose Colors!!!!

RED roses show love, passion and respect. Red roses of any color say "I love you"; deep red roses imply unconscious beauty.

PINK roses communicate happiness, appreciation, admiration, friendship, sympathy.

LIGHT PINK roses denote grace, joy, gentility and admiration.

DARK PINK roses are to signify thankfulness.

LAVENDER symbolizes love at first sight and enchantment.

WHITE roses signify spiritual love and purity; but of the soul; bridal white means happy love. White roses can also signify secrecy reverence humility, innocence, or charm.

YELLOW shows "I care"; friendship, joy, gladness or freedom.

CORAL roses imply desire.

PEACH roses indicate modesty.

ORANGE roses display a feeling of enthusiasm, desire and fascination.

WHITE and RED roses mixed together signify unity.

RED and YELLOW roses together say "Congratulations!"

YELLOW and ORANGE roses in combination imply passionate thoughts.

Other Messages / Meanings For Different Combination of Roses Delicate and Beautiful, the rose is the principal messenger of love.

A single rose denotes "I still Love you"

Two Roses of any color taped or wired together signify a commitment or forthcoming marriage.

In general, pale-colored roses signify friendship.

12 Roses - Gratitude
25 Roses - Congratulations
50 Roses - Unconditional Love

With roses and flowers there are no limitations as to what can be expressed. The colors and aromas of the different types of roses all have their unique place the history of human expression.

Knowing the specific meaning of a rose only enhances the experience of sending and receiving rose and flower bouquets.

Vodafone ZOOZOOOOO

You would have seen these "VODAFONE" ads in TV..
These white funny faces are named as zoozoos
Do you think they are animations???!!!
Checkout these snaps.....

JOKE : S/W Engineer to his wife

Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you and your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters..

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

Touchee pix

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