Women are extremely determined

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun was loaded with false bullets" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair!!"

Funny facts about men and women

Men

All men are extremely busy.

Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.

Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.

Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the first woman leaves them.

Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

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Women

The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

Although they always buy expensive clothes, they say they never have something to wear.

Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just ‘an old rag’.

Although their clothes are always ‘just an old rag’, they still expect you to compliment them.

Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.