JOKE : S/W Engineer to his wife

Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you and your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters..

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

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Check Out this FUNNNNNY video !!!!!!!

My School Life (part 1)..............

I was always on the move. Because of some family issues I was changing my schools regularly… Let me list out the schools I studied…

I started my pre KG in “Padma sarangabani school”. Then I moved to “ICF Silver Jublie School”. I studied UKG and 1st . Then I shifted to “Johnson School”, but I dint like that school because of new sourroundings, after one week in that school I was again changed to ICF. I did 2nd std there. Since I was very little kid I don’t remember much about life in those school.

I joined “Kola Saraswathi vaishnav Senior Sec School” in 3rd std.. I studied there till 8th.. This was first school i spent most of the years..I was very reserved and very very calm type(but not now) at that time, so I don’t talk much with others. My best Friend in that school was kalpana. She too joined there in 3rd only.. we spent lot of days together. We both studied in same tution (in elangovan sir tution, he is tamil teacher in our school) and it was near my house so she used to come daily to my house… As life was going smoothly(but I had lot of troubles in my studies!!!! ), because my possessiveness me and kalpana got seperated. After that I never spoke to her. Then I got some new friends like chamu, saranya and many others..

Another most important friend in that school was JAIWANTH RAJ.. I was sharing my bench with him so im a little(!!!!) close with him… because we were fighting most of the time.. but still he was a very good friend of mine… there were some other friends also whom I can never forget in my life…Elango, Vishnu, Venu, Prasana, suchitra, shoba, sindura, vandana and lots and lots……

Then the time came for me to move to another school..

I was left behind with loads and loads of sweet memories..

Bunking VCB(it’s a Dance class… yes.. I learned classic dance for 5 years!!!! )
PT period…

Santosh sir class (usually ill be always kneeling down outside class room in his periods.. that much he liked me…)

My stamp Collection….

Leaf and flower collection!!!! (me & vino used to pluck leaves, flowers, buds on the way after school… sure we got lot of scoldings for the gardner and ofcourse from our parents toooo….)

Hidden eggs..(it’s a bramin school so we are not supposed to bring NV’s… )

Yearly medical check up…

Cotton candy outside school….

And many many many more other sweet memories…

Tomorrow I’ll tell about my life in “ALAGAPPA SCHOOLS”… the place where my life changed completely…..