Expressions of life!!!

After my last post I was thinking of the difference in gender attitude. And I had framed some rules for dealing with gals.. so lets see what best i come up with..

So here are some untold rules for guys to deal with gals.

1.The first thing is gals always makes the rules, but its not for them to follow.
2.And those rules can change at any time without prior notification.
3.Possibly no guy can know all those rules.
4.If the girl came to know that a guy knows all the rules, then she'll immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.Girls are never wrong.
6.If she is wrong, it is bcoz of a the misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the guy did or said wrongly.
7.If (6) applies, then the guy must apologize for causing the misunderstanding. And a apology without flowers or any gift is not acceptable...
8.She can change her mind at any point in time.
9.But the guy must never change his mind.
10.Girl has the right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.But the male must be calm at all times, unless the girl wants him to be angry or upset.
12. Any attempt to document these rules will result in harm to the guy.
13. Guys are expected to mind-read gals all times.
14. At any time, if the guy thinks he is right, he must refer to Rule #5
15. And Guys are never allowed to use “Is that all?” when the gal is complaining.

These rules are meant to be followed....
If you dint follow  these rules then you will be accused....
Girls will sue you....

Hmmmm....

Now lets see the attitude difference...

In a girls gang, if one girl doesnt have a boy friend, all the other girls will team-up to find a date for that girl. But if you’re a guy who hangs out with a group some dudes and if one guy doesn’t have a bf, then the other guys will make fun of him...

In a girls gang, if one needs to use the restroom, all girls in that gang will go to the restroom to keep her company. If you are a guy and hanging out with your dude gang, and ask to come to restroom, the next thing coming to you will be a punch on the face...

When a girl go to malls or for a shopping, she likes to take her time to look around things even though she came to the mall to buy 1 or 2  things and leaves the place with about twice as many things as they planed to buy...When a guy go to the mall, the one thing in mind will be what he has planned to buy. He just go in, get it, and leave.

If a gal's relationship just ended, she'll cry, tell out to all her friends and write a poem about how guys are so idioic. After a week later she'll be totally be over it. If a guy ends his relationship, he would send a letter to his ex-gf after 5 or 6 month later saying how much he hates her. Then on the next day he'll writing another letter saying how much he is so sorry and wishes to be with her and write a long lists of reasons why he started to like her.

The names of girls in a gang will be Catherine, Jennifer, Mary, and Elizabeth, and they will be reffered as Catherine, Jenny, Mary, and Beth. In a guys gang, the guys named as  Micheal, John and Ted  will be refered as Looser, Godzilla and Egg head.

If a girl gets lost while driving, she'll stop at the coming gas station or ask any  “decently” looking person walking on the street. If its a guy, he'll keep driving until he find his way, and never admit that  he is lost.

Most of the men dont like to talk about their feelings because they think it gives them physical pain. (I have read somewhere that men have a increased blood flow and nerve activity when they speak about emotional subjects).

A girl always tries to improve the guy she is wants to be with.

But you know, that not all gals are like that, and not all guys are like that. There are always exceptions.

Both boys and girls are looking for their right match!!! Since im talking about guys and girls, let me say that most girls dont like promiscuous guys!

No - One is perfect... But everyone wants a stand for themselves bcoz no one wants to loose in the fight... I my opnion everyone is trying to be a better person than somebody but not in their own way.

Be yourself... Dont try to act like something you are not, because soon the true colors will be seen.. And the failure will be a downfall. You don't want to regret that one!!

Guys, if you really like a girl, go for her. And if you're not interested in her, then don't give a damn chances... We are humans, not lab mice... Don't hesitate expressing yourselves...Also try to be a little considerate about girls' feelings. And if one breaks your heart, it doesn't mean all the rest will...

Dont limit yourself..Be open to life... Don't judge someone just because of what they appear to be. You may even find a lovely, warm girl hiding beneath the giggly idiot..or a good sensitive man beneath a tall well-built serious guy..give life a chance..don't lose your hopes because of any failure..it might  probably happened to you because s/he was not right choice for you.. Start looking forward to the better one to come along..And stop generalizing...Bcoz everyone is different..